“I give this book five stars! It’s the perfect book about the average nobody’s life in which they do mind-numbingly normal things! It makes me feel better at night when I sit alone in my king-sized bed.”
—Sad rich guy

“Horrible book! Renee thinks she’s so special, but she’s not! It’s like she’s craving for attention she’ll never receive. She’s so desperate to do anything that will get a reaction! All she ever does is talk about her boring life as if she thinks she’s interesting and criticize others on any forum she can…wait…oh no…”
—Some random 4channer or redditor speaking through a full mouth

“This stunning exposition of Renee’s life mesmerizes the reader with its burning words and fluttering phrases. Each sentence is carefully crafted to convey glaring truths while also hinting at more subtle but equally palpable meanings. The climax holds power found only at the impetus of a crescendo, leaving the reader rollicking in shock and awe of Renee’s masterful prose and intricate life story.”
—Noah Webster

“I hated the part where Renee realized she would never go into finance.”
—A venture capitalist

“I liked the part where Renee realized she would never go into finance.”
—A socialist